What to do if you confront BigFoot in the wild

Here’s what the “experts” say:

  • If you encounter a Sasquatch, do not run.
  • Do not Look them in the eye.
  • Walk away slowly, if Bigfoot is not approaching.
  • If the Sasquatch charges, stand your ground (you cannot outrun it).
  • Don’t scream or yell. Speak softly and calmly and wave your arms to let it know you are human.
  • If you have pepper spray, prepare to use it.
  • If the Sasquatch charges to within 25 feet of where you’re standing, use the spray.
  • If the Bigfoot makes contact, curl up into a ball on your side, or lie flat on your stomach.
  • Try not to panic. You should remain quiet until the attack ends.
  • While in Bigfoot country, be aware that you may encounter a sasquatch at any time.
  • Be sure Bigfoot has left the area before getting up to seek help.

And maybe take a photo or video….just so everyone believes you.

Stable Diffusion: Prompt: Bigfoot in the Woods